The great Meredith Brooks once sang: “I’m a bitch. I’m a lover. I’m a child. I’m a mother. I’m a sinner. I’m a saint. I should not feel ashamed.“
Nor should this wine.
Label: Bitch Grenache 2008
Price: $7.98
Color: pinkish red
Smells Like: Welch’s Strawberry Jam, Bubblicious bubble gum, every Bath&BodyWorks scent rolled into one.
Tasting Notes: strawberry, almost tastes homemade by a southern granny. Paula Dean would approve. The label says “Cruel Intentions” but the wine tastes like “Rainbow Bright”.
Best song to pair it with: Strawberry Wine by Deanna Carter
Alanis didn’t sing Bitch, it was Meredith Brooks! I also appreciate that the OC Housewives love this particular wine.
(My brother will tease me relentlessly for correcting you, btw. You can too, if you’d like.)
Ah thanks haah! I guess I do take after my mom after all (the woman who still sings Gwen Stefanis song “I aint no Heartattack Girl”)